I'm practicing yoga because I want to melt the ice with my ass.
Have you ever seen how great yogis sit in the snow and how the snow around them melts away from the intense heat they produce in their meditation? I want to do the same! It is my life's goal.
At present I have no snow to practice with. Only what I have is the ice from the fridge. I tried this morning on my balcony. I sit on the ice and what can I tell you. There is a great movement in the right direction. After only 5 minutes, my underwear was completely wet.
It is obvious that my yoga practice creates necessary mental and physical energy which melts the ice under my butt. It is true, yoga is a tool for awakening. Yoga is spiritual practice - physical, emotional and mental.
I don't care if yoga is religion or not. I don't do chanting and prayers although I might add that in the daily schedule. I think it is too dangerous to do prayers. What if they are answered?
The rest of the 2016 is all about concentration, meditation and samadhi. I want transcendental consciousness, I want union with God, eternal Bliss...
You know what, I need more ice.